NOT GONNA REACH MY TELEPHONE

[SLOANE JACQUELINE HARTLAND]

*SLOANEJACQUELINEHARTLAND ,

if you people don't know what to do by now, you have problems.

* STOP CALLING, STOP CALLING ,
I D O N ' T W A N T T O T A L K A N Y M O R E

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* I LEFT MY HEAD AND MY ,
H E A R T O N T H E D A N C E F L O O R

CONTACTS GO HUR. ADD THEM AS YOU RECEIVE THEM.


* CALL ALL YOU WANT BUT ,
T H E R E ' S N O O N E H O M E

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* AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA ,
R E A C H M Y T E L E P H O N E

16 missed call(s)
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6 unread message(s)
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this masterpiece was created by none other than zee (a.k.a. FLUNK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD @ caution two point oh). If you steal it, she will make a snowman out of your internal organs and place it right next to Charlie's. That's right. Your organs will be on the NORTH FLIPPING POLE. I'd suggest you not steal, if you know what's best for you. Lyrics are from "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé (fitting, no?).

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